"Nolite Te Bastardes Carbarundorum" version of my Flexi Uterus.  Honestly, feeling a lot like the bastardes have let me down lately.  But I'm really stubborn.  So I sized it up and added the faux-Latin from Handmaid's Tale, because it sure as hell feels like Gilead out here.
 
 The Supreme Court thinks the government can legislate your uterus, but it is yours to do with as you please. And this one can be used as a fidget. 0% chance of it getting pregnant. Keep on your desk to de-stress about your rights being taken away. Please do not throw uterus against wall when listening to the news.

Uteruses can be combined with other small flexies like Queer Dinosaurs and Frogs.  Put that in the personilization.